“No, fuck you. I was worth it.”
“a girlfriend is a potential wife, if you ask me. relationships are investments not hobbies. y’all gotta grow up.”
“I was a man who thrived on solitude; without it I was like another man without food or water. Each day without solitude weakened me. I took no pride...”
when you make a joke and someone tells you “that’s not very nice”
“I just want to pour my soul out on someone and not have to worry about the mess I’ve made.”
I’m going to Vegas tomorrow. I’ll be full clad in my J-Lo outfit and singing “Waiting for Tonight” on the strip just across the street from Paris....